- “Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world — an assigned parking space.” — Gene Perret
2. “In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” — Tom Bodett
3. “It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.” — Epictetus
4. “No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.” — Edgar Watson Howe
5. “Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.” — E.C. McKenzie
6. “Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.” — Will Durant
7. “People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.” — Bill Vaughan
8. “Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.” — E. C. McKenzie
9. “Work hard, nap hard.” — Demi Lovato
10. “The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school.” — Milton Berle
11. “Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn’t suppose to.” — E.C. McKenzie
12. “When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.” — Mark Twain
13. “If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein
14. “Education costs money, but then so does ignorance.” — Claus Moser
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